Ostrich Alert!

Important! 2+2=5! O.K., glad to have that over with. Today, I will tell you that there are several ostriches on the loose and that they have the potential to eat anything in sight. But before I tell you that, here are some messages from our sponsors.

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Okay, thank you for listening to that brief (1,000,000,000,000,000,000 minute long) message from our sponsors. Now, some breaking news: There are several ostriches on the loose and they have the potential to eat anything in sight. Now, I'm sure you had never heard of that before, Huh? So ya, eat pizza!