NO!!!

This is a post dedicated to a small pebble I once saw. It was kind of roundish, almost black, but not quite, more gray, not red, made of stone, and kind of like a pebble. It was so wonderful...

Anyway, let's get down to business. Today, we will be reviewing what you should do in case a water balloon falls on your head.

Step 1: Do a series of complicated and worthless tests to see how wet you got

Step 2: Dry yourself off

Ta-Daa! Because this is a post, it is a post! YAY!

(Spinach!)