Tangrams

This post will be dedicated to Tangrams, the wonderful supports of the Gerbil factory here in Encyclophobaticsburg. No, the factory doesn't produce Gerbils, but Mr. Henry L. Gerbil founded it, so we named it after him. It is a factory that produces glass sculptures, And it is basically a large Ovular Building supported in the air by four stilts made of Tangrams. You see, Mr. Henry L. Gerbil was a master at Tangrams, and he built an amazing support system that can hold tremendous weight, while at the same time look artistic. On the side of the artistically painted building is a large pipe that is very dangerous, because glass sculptures randomly fall out of the pipe. A long time ago, Mr. Henry L. Gerbil devised a clever system of piping that led all over Encyclophobaticsburg, and whenever a customer ordered a sculpture, a series of hydraulic valves would open or close to guide the sculpture to the right house. Sadly, during the Encyclophobaticsburg Giraffe Breakout of 1994, the pipelines were smashed due to stampeding. The tangrams, however, were so well built that they survived. But because Mr. Henry L. Gerbil made the factory completely robotic, It continues to crank out statues and they fall out of the broken pipe. the vicinity around the pipe was very dangerous, because of the glass, until we managed to shut off the factory. But because people liked the architecture so much, it has been turned into a museum, with some of the original robotics still on display. This concludes our feature of the Mr. Henry L. Gerbil Museum, next time we will talk about a different building in Enccyclophobaticsburg.

The not-so-daily-anymore Touch of Randomness!

Once upon a time there was a frog. The frog didn't like being a frog, so it asked to be a turtle. The wonderful mystical fairy was soon eaten by a penguin named Gusto, and the frog was unhappy. He then realized he liked being a frog, and hopped off to eat the rest of this...

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Ain't it great?

Today, we saw Pink Panther 2. I knew the first one was really funny, but this was really great. It was EXTREMELY FUNNY! You should go see it! Yay!

NO!!!

This is a post dedicated to a small pebble I once saw. It was kind of roundish, almost black, but not quite, more gray, not red, made of stone, and kind of like a pebble. It was so wonderful...

Anyway, let's get down to business. Today, we will be reviewing what you should do in case a water balloon falls on your head.

Step 1: Do a series of complicated and worthless tests to see how wet you got

Step 2: Dry yourself off

Ta-Daa! Because this is a post, it is a post! YAY!

(Spinach!)

Code of the century

Today, on WPR news, we bring you the code of the century! (Wow, Pizza Rules!)

CODE OF THE CENTURY: 

This is how you write the code of the century:

replace all E's with "Juniper" and all K's with "Saggittarius" and all C's with "Black Plague". Next, convert the 3rd letter of each word to a double. Then, Write the words in backwards order. Finally, convert all T's that didn't come from Saggittarius to "Hippopotamus" and all G's that didn't come from Saggittarius to "Palindrome"Here is an example:

Original: Pizza can't fly, but that doesn't stop it from being awesome.

After step 1: Pizza Black Plaguean't fly, yet that doJunipersn't stop it from bJunipering awJuniperwsomJuniper.

After step 2: Pizzza Blaack Plaaguean't flyy, yett thatt doJJunipersn't stoop it from bJuunipering awJJuniperwsomJuniper.

After step 3: awJJuniperwsomJuniper Juunipering from it stoop doJJunipersn't thatt yett , flyy Plaaguean't Blaack Pizzza.

After step 4: awJJuniperwsomJuniper JuuniperinPalindrome from iHippopotamus sHippopotamusoop doJJunipersn'Hippopotamus HippopotamushaHippopotamusHippopotamus yeHippopotamusHippopotamus, flyy PlaaPalindromeuean't Blaack Pizzza.

Well, isn't that awesome? I doubt that anybody reading the final result would have any idea what the original said. Goodbye! GoodbyJuniper! GooodbyJuniper! GooodbyJuniper! PalindromeooodbyJuniper!

Calling all bloggers, commenters, readers, and the rest.

Whoops, sorry for calling you all here, but there is nothing to post. Goodbye.

WAIT!!! I remembered! I have to tell you something! I have created a thing called "A touch of randomness" which is basically your daily dose of randomness. Note that if you want Extreme Crazy, go to candycane-llama, where you will find... a lot. This one is updated more, though.

Today, I will tell you the story of William T. Rebushay.

Once upon a pawn, the knight took the pawn and the queen took the knight. The king castled and a new piece appeared. It as called the William T. Rebushay Piece, and it moved like the King, except twice. Nobody understood why, but even Freddie-Joe, eater of grapes and liker of medieval flags. He then exclaimed "All commas will be double!" and all commas were suddenly double. Just then,, the official marching band went by,, and one of the officers,, a mailman to the core,, dropped off a package saying "William T. Rebushay" on it. Every body exclaimed and opened it,, but realized it was William T. Rebushay's box. They were glad that atleast it wasn't Pandora's,, and they rejoiced until they realized that the box contained,, not all the sins of man,, but all the problems with a chess piece. The Rook immediatly burst into flames,, and the magic William T. Rebushay piece declared "all commas will be normal!" before teleporting to Saturn. Everybody cheered, since the William T. Rebushay piece was gone, meaning that it was the end of the story.

Moral: Don't eat Potatoes unless you aren't allergic.

Our 44th!

Obama has taken office, with an 18-minute speech to start off this term that was, in my opinion, excellent. Yes, here in Encyclophobaticsburg, we do care about the Americas, not only because our main imports of toothbrushes come from them, but also because our toothpaste comes from there as well. I hope Obama will bring a good term to America.

Poll!

WoW! I will now be uploadin' me' poll, so keep the' lookout ready, eh?

TAA DAA! This blog shall now explode.

No, sorry, just kidding. Today, I have reached a decision. As many of you know, I have been debating for a long time about what to turn this blog into. And I have decided. Here I go, and you had better listen, since I will only say it once. Here I go!

THIS BLOG SHALL BE USED FOR MY RANDOM THOUGHTS FROM TIME TO TIME, AND ALSO FOR THE AWESOMNESS OF PIZZA.

THIS BLOG SHALL BE USED FOR MY RANDOM THOUGHTS FROM TIME TO TIME, AND ALSO FOR THE AWESOMNESS OF PIZZA.

So, let's hope that this blog takes off!