On a mountain in a vally in-between two forests lies a

Giant-monkey-and-ostrich-eating-relative-of-the-kraken-that-prefers-mayonnaise-to-ketchup-and-believes-in-the-liberty-of-no-creatures-except-all-of-them-except-one-which-is-the-afore-mentioned-lemon-headed-aardvark. Also, I discovered today that under no circumstances is an icoseles triangle to go wandering around after dark without the permission of a firevhydrant. BUGLES ROCK!