Monday, January 26, 2009

Code of the century

Today, on WPR news, we bring you the code of the century! (Wow, Pizza Rules!)

This is how you write the code of the century:
replace all E's with "Juniper" and all K's with "Saggittarius" and all C's with "Black Plague". Next, convert the 3rd letter of each word to a double. Then, Write the words in backwards order. Finally, convert all T's that didn't come from Saggittarius to "Hippopotamus" and all G's that didn't come from Saggittarius to "Palindrome"Here is an example:

Original: Pizza can't fly, but that doesn't stop it from being awesome.

After step 1: Pizza Black Plaguean't fly, yet that doJunipersn't stop it from bJunipering awJuniperwsomJuniper.

After step 2: Pizzza Blaack Plaaguean't flyy, yett thatt doJJunipersn't stoop it from bJuunipering awJJuniperwsomJuniper.

After step 3: awJJuniperwsomJuniper Juunipering from it stoop doJJunipersn't thatt yett , flyy Plaaguean't Blaack Pizzza.

After step 4: awJJuniperwsomJuniper JuuniperinPalindrome from iHippopotamus sHippopotamusoop doJJunipersn'Hippopotamus HippopotamushaHippopotamusHippopotamus yeHippopotamusHippopotamus, flyy PlaaPalindromeuean't Blaack Pizzza.

Well, isn't that awesome? I doubt that anybody reading the final result would have any idea what the original said. Goodbye! GoodbyJuniper! GooodbyJuniper! GooodbyJuniper! PalindromeooodbyJuniper!

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Calling all bloggers, commenters, readers, and the rest.

Whoops, sorry for calling you all here, but there is nothing to post. Goodbye.

WAIT!!! I remembered! I have to tell you something! I have created a thing called "A touch of randomness" which is basically your daily dose of randomness. Note that if you want Extreme Crazy, go to candycane-llama, where you will find... a lot. This one is updated more, though.

Today, I will tell you the story of William T. Rebushay.

Once upon a pawn, the knight took the pawn and the queen took the knight. The king castled and a new piece appeared. It as called the William T. Rebushay Piece, and it moved like the King, except twice. Nobody understood why, but even Freddie-Joe, eater of grapes and liker of medieval flags. He then exclaimed "All commas will be double!" and all commas were suddenly double. Just then,, the official marching band went by,, and one of the officers,, a mailman to the core,, dropped off a package saying "William T. Rebushay" on it. Every body exclaimed and opened it,, but realized it was William T. Rebushay's box. They were glad that atleast it wasn't Pandora's,, and they rejoiced until they realized that the box contained,, not all the sins of man,, but all the problems with a chess piece. The Rook immediatly burst into flames,, and the magic William T. Rebushay piece declared "all commas will be normal!" before teleporting to Saturn. Everybody cheered, since the William T. Rebushay piece was gone, meaning that it was the end of the story.

Moral: Don't eat Potatoes unless you aren't allergic.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Our 44th!

Obama has taken office, with an 18-minute speech to start off this term that was, in my opinion, excellent. Yes, here in Encyclophobaticsburg, we do care about the Americas, not only because our main imports of toothbrushes come from them, but also because our toothpaste comes from there as well. I hope Obama will bring a good term to America.

Monday, January 19, 2009


WoW! I will now be uploadin' me' poll, so keep the' lookout ready, eh?

TAA DAA! This blog shall now explode.

No, sorry, just kidding. Today, I have reached a decision. As many of you know, I have been debating for a long time about what to turn this blog into. And I have decided. Here I go, and you had better listen, since I will only say it once. Here I go!



So, let's hope that this blog takes off!

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Random Post

No, the post itself is not random, but it is a post about randomness. Basically, I haven't been updated my blog too much, so I have decided something. Now, to show my liking for pizza, I shall type Pizza a hundred times. Here I go!

Pizza a hundred times

Well, I said I would type Pizza a hundred times, didn't I? Any way, expect STUFF to be occuring here, unless it doesn't, In which case you shouldn't expect any STUFF. Yay STUFF!

Thursday, January 8, 2009


***This post has been devoured by a hungry cantaloupe***

Sunday, January 4, 2009

New Year, Trip, and Late Post

Hello, everyone! Yes, this is EXTREMELY late, but happy new year! This blog doesn't seem to be getting much attention, however here I am with an update on the trip we took to the Forks/La Push area. First, we drove in the car for a long time, visiting a lot of relatives, and finally staying over at my grandfather's house. The next day, we drove in the car for a long time, and it was almost dark when we stopped at Ruby Beach, which was close to our place and very cool. There was a small stream going out to the ocean, some large rock formations on the beach, and a small bay-like area that would fill with water, but when the waves receded, walking there made it look as though you were walking on water. After a while, we hopped back in the car and drove to the place were we would get a cabin. Earlier, we were going to make a reservation, but because of the snowfall in our area, we were unsure if we could actually go, and the lady on the phone assured us that reservation would not be necessary. When we actually got there, though,  they said all the cabins were suddenly full. We had to get a motel room instead, but I was hapy because, since it was on floor 2, We had a view of the ocean. We went down to it in the morning, and it was really fun to run away from the waves. Also, a hailstorm opened up on us, and we had to hide behind stuff when it got really hard.

That was pretty much it, although we did play monopoly, go into town, and listen to Harry Potter 7 on tape in the car (we already finished it several months ago, but it is fun to listen to it again). we also saw Twilight things everywhere, such as Twilight posters and Merchandise, and there was even a store called "Dazzled By Twilight" that was based off the book (I think). Overall, It was really fun!