Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Watch out for the puddle, it is wet

Yesterday, I encountered a very rare phenomenon. It was... a puddle! My first reaction was to inspect the puddle for evidence about a number of missing tomatoes in the area, but I decided that some things (such as puddles, rakes, and angry gophers) are best left alone. Sadly, I continued walking, until I came across another puddle. This time, I became immediately suspicious. How come there were so many puddles? What was the meaning of that plastic spoon hanging in that shop window? It was overwhelmingly blue, and I had to escape it! Let me tell you a bit of advice. Next time that you are equipping a custom made jet pack, don't let the clerk offer you the special "Confusi-Cord opening mechanism". It's supposedly made to confuse enemies who steal your jet pack, and make it hard for them to open, but pulling a cord, playing Twinkle, Twinkle, little star on a trumpet, Typing in a code on a keypad, and trying to hold down the activation button all at the same time isn't any easier while running from a spoon (especially beacause it was more hopping from a spoon, seeing as to that I was trying to type in the number with one foot). Finally, I opened my jet pack, and blasted away from the evil spoon. Sadly, I fell asleep right after that, because I was extremely tired from opening it. When I woke up... well, that's a different story.

Thursday, August 6, 2009


Only tonight (and tommorrow) you can buy this fabulous product from Pizza Industries Useless Junk Department!