Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Watch out for the puddle, it is wet

Yesterday, I encountered a very rare phenomenon. It was... a puddle! My first reaction was to inspect the puddle for evidence about a number of missing tomatoes in the area, but I decided that some things (such as puddles, rakes, and angry gophers) are best left alone. Sadly, I continued walking, until I came across another puddle. This time, I became immediately suspicious. How come there were so many puddles? What was the meaning of that plastic spoon hanging in that shop window? It was overwhelmingly blue, and I had to escape it! Let me tell you a bit of advice. Next time that you are equipping a custom made jet pack, don't let the clerk offer you the special "Confusi-Cord opening mechanism". It's supposedly made to confuse enemies who steal your jet pack, and make it hard for them to open, but pulling a cord, playing Twinkle, Twinkle, little star on a trumpet, Typing in a code on a keypad, and trying to hold down the activation button all at the same time isn't any easier while running from a spoon (especially beacause it was more hopping from a spoon, seeing as to that I was trying to type in the number with one foot). Finally, I opened my jet pack, and blasted away from the evil spoon. Sadly, I fell asleep right after that, because I was extremely tired from opening it. When I woke up... well, that's a different story.

30 comments:

Bob the Great said...

IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT MESSAGE!

I stepped in a puddle.

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Bob the Great said...

I just realized that all of your five posts with label "lemons" have absolutely nothing to do with lemons! Why is this?

Ragnook the First said...

Several times besides that last time before this time was when the time before gave me a stomach ache because I ate too many cheetos.

Otto Todo Dodo said...

Ipod! Ipod! Ipod! You need to check your comcast email!

Wait there's no Ipod here, if someone sees him, please tell him that this is from otto todo dodo and the world is about to explode.

Finals!

a boy from the world said...

I think celery is green and pie is blue...I m not crazy

123 said...

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The Former United Nations Secretary General said...

I like the letter a. I also like the letters b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, and z.

Professor P. Rabbithead said...

Hey Former United States Secretary dude,

You stole my comment and my favorite letter! This will not go unnoticed by my staff unless you leave me the mail box key.

All the worst,

Professor P. Rabbithead
41762 Steak Way
Runigard-lup, Fishifood
Sweden

Contact:
profprabheadsteakwayrunigard-lup@fishifood.net

Cell:
361-GET-HORN

Home:
362-STE-AL-BROW-NIES

Phone that I never pick up ever:

363-FROG-FROG

Well now you can at least contact me.

Fmr. United Nations Secretary General said...

Oh dear, I tried calling the phone numbers, but they rang unanswered. I got an out of office reply on the email, and I couldn't find the home at that address. Because I couldn't find out where you lived, I dropped the key down a well.
I sure hope that your staff are there...

Mr. Copycat said...

Yesterday, I encountered a very rare phenomenon. It was... a puddle! My first reaction was to inspect the puddle for evidence about a number of missing tomatoes in the area, but I decided that some things (such as puddles, rakes, and angry gophers) are best left alone. Sadly, I continued walking, until I came across another puddle. This time, I became immediately suspicious. How come there were so many puddles? What was the meaning of that plastic spoon hanging in that shop window? It was overwhelmingly blue, and I had to escape it! Let me tell you a bit of advice. Next time that you are equipping a custom made jet pack, don't let the clerk offer you the special "Confusi-Cord opening mechanism". It's supposedly made to confuse enemies who steal your jet pack, and make it hard for them to open, but pulling a cord, playing Twinkle, Twinkle, little star on a trumpet, Typing in a code on a keypad, and trying to hold down the activation button all at the same time isn't any easier while running from a spoon (especially beacause it was more hopping from a spoon, seeing as to that I was trying to type in the number with one foot). Finally, I opened my jet pack, and blasted away from the evil spoon. Sadly, I fell asleep right after that, because I was extremely tired from opening it. When I woke up... well, that's a different story.

Bob the Great said...

Go straight along the road, until you are forced to make a turn, and make a right turn. Go to the park. On the left side of the park when you are on the sidewalk, there are rocks. Walk along the rocks. At the bottom there should be absolutely nothing. Why am I telling you this? Good question. I don't know.

Bob the Great said...

Kelly the awesomest (sic) is taking a typing test.

Bob the Great said...

Tommorow children's fun and play
Will exist no more, not another day
They mourn the end of their fun
They cannot merely jump or run
Now they cry, in terrible fear
Now that school will soon be here!

713 said...

你好

再见

Mr. Pickle said...

About five minutes ago the phone rang. I went over to the phone and I picked up I dime. I put down the dime, and I went to eat cheese.

A Potato said...

You shouldn't eat laptops. Unless, of course, you shouldn't, in which case you should. I don't make cents, I make dollars.

Anonymous said...

Bread is good.

eatenbyhungrycarrot said...

If the world explodes while Mumbai is silent, does the banana really count?

Anonymous said...

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Rodotiller said...

I highly doubt that if you eat you instantly reveal a secret passage to the most highly guarded vault.

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Anonymous

Bobby Joe said...

Today the Walls came a tumblin down!! in China!!

Moo said...

Unless my potato said ding dong, my potato did not say ding dong.

The Hi Sayer said...

Hi

Hermione said...

Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have, Ron!

Anonymous said...

Chow Mein and Bok Choi ha ha ha

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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The Stereotypical Teenage Girl said...

OMG! LOL! ROFL! HAHAHAHAHA!