Thursday, August 6, 2009

Barometers.

Only tonight (and tommorrow) you can buy this fabulous product from Pizza Industries Useless Junk Department!

4 comments:

Bob the Great said...

Barometers are not useless! They have three main uses:
1: To predict the coming of storms or sunny weather by measuring the changes in air pressure.
2. To serve as an odd-looking Christmas tree ornament.
3. To be eaten.

Monsieur Gum said...

Hmmm, I would have to disagree with you there, Bob. I once tried a barometer and the only way you can escape is through the milk-dud galaxy. I am sorry but that is the only way.

BOB the greatest said...

Monsieur I think you ar right!!

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