Monday, January 26, 2009

Code of the century

Today, on WPR news, we bring you the code of the century! (Wow, Pizza Rules!)

CODE OF THE CENTURY: 
This is how you write the code of the century:
replace all E's with "Juniper" and all K's with "Saggittarius" and all C's with "Black Plague". Next, convert the 3rd letter of each word to a double. Then, Write the words in backwards order. Finally, convert all T's that didn't come from Saggittarius to "Hippopotamus" and all G's that didn't come from Saggittarius to "Palindrome"Here is an example:

Original: Pizza can't fly, but that doesn't stop it from being awesome.

After step 1: Pizza Black Plaguean't fly, yet that doJunipersn't stop it from bJunipering awJuniperwsomJuniper.

After step 2: Pizzza Blaack Plaaguean't flyy, yett thatt doJJunipersn't stoop it from bJuunipering awJJuniperwsomJuniper.

After step 3: awJJuniperwsomJuniper Juunipering from it stoop doJJunipersn't thatt yett , flyy Plaaguean't Blaack Pizzza.

After step 4: awJJuniperwsomJuniper JuuniperinPalindrome from iHippopotamus sHippopotamusoop doJJunipersn'Hippopotamus HippopotamushaHippopotamusHippopotamus yeHippopotamusHippopotamus, flyy PlaaPalindromeuean't Blaack Pizzza.

Well, isn't that awesome? I doubt that anybody reading the final result would have any idea what the original said. Goodbye! GoodbyJuniper! GooodbyJuniper! GooodbyJuniper! PalindromeooodbyJuniper!

4 comments:

Hannah said...

Wow! I mean Woww!

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Polly said...

The last time I talked to WPR, they gave me a sub sandwich for free! After that I gave them $5,000 for their funds. It was an even trade!

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