Saturday, November 13, 2010

Mischief in the Museum

Today, a very terrible crime was committed in the Encyclophobaticsburg National Museum. As you know, the Museum holds some very important things, not only from the past of Encyclophobaticsburg, but also a few random objects that were found on the streets. One such item is the 'Umbrella of Peace, Justice, and Dryness". Anyway, this umbrella was picked up in a dirty subway somewhere, but it undoubtedly represents Encyclophobaticsburg because it has the words "Kill the Spare" Printed across it in large letters.

So about the crime. Somebody stole this fabulous piece of culture, and it is no longer there. I am still getting the details, but as soon as I find out more I will tell you guys. Right now I m being called to take a closer look, so until next time:

Agent Pizza, Under and In.


Nadine said...

Dear Agent,

This reminds me of the Loch Ness Monster Museum. Do you remember what one item exists in that whole place?
Are you suggesting(by creating a museum) that anything can compete with that artifact held in such high esteem by the Loch Ness Monsterian people?
I THINK NOT! Go start a cafe or aquarium, but do not take anymore steps to further infuriate the people of Loch Ness Monster!

In all forms of polite respect,

Nadine J. Cahulamae
Powerful citizen of Loch Ness Monster

P.S. I am very sorry to hear something was stolen and wish you the most luck for it to be returned without incident.

Agent Pizza said...

Sometimes I wonder who might have stolen it... * cough cough *

Nadine said...

I didn't think much of it at the time, but when i was visiting Encyclophobaticsburg I passed the museum and saw this sneaky little guy in black with a nametag that said "crook". He was carring a huge yellow bag with tons of paintings inside it. Obviously it was not at all suspicious so I didn't pay much attention at the time.
This guy coulda been yo theif.

Just trying to help you out there Agent, I know how you struggle when if comes to that thing on your neck in your head.

Mes sentiments distiguis,

Nadine J. Cahulamae
Very Powerful citizen of Loch Ness Monster

P.S. It is not well known, but Crooks often drive neon colored car. It helps with the whole 'I-don't-want-the-cops-to-find-me' thing they are into. Just a hint or two. Glad to help.